BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!)
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    Default BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!)

    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

    Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.

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    Bummer, Hoochie.
    No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

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    Dont believe youre emails.

    As funny as the story is apparently its only half true....up to the part where the ashes were stolen.After that nothing els hppened the thieves didnt come forward nor did hoochie end up dead on someones doorstep.

    snopes says this started back in 96

    sorry to be a part pooper but ya gotta love snopes

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
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    Quote Originally Posted by headshot View Post
    Dont believe youre emails.

    As funny as the story is apparently its only half true....up to the part where the ashes were stolen.After that nothing els hppened the thieves didnt come forward nor did hoochie end up dead on someones doorstep.

    snopes says this started back in 96

    sorry to be a part pooper but ya gotta love snopes

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
    Dam no hoochie... that suckes... just joking... good to know..
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    Default You can't make this stuff up? Well, apparently, you can.

    Beat me to it headshot - had to look it up myself first before replying. Still funny to think that this actually have happened somewhere else though and that it hasn't been reported yet.
    Given that the earth is covered two-thirds by water and one-third by land, it's clear as to how our time should be divided - one-third by work and two-thirds fishing!!!

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