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Jim Mac
09-12-2007, 08:01 PM
A man was fishing. He began his outing with a 12lb walleye on the
first trolling pass and a 25 lb northern on the second.
On the third drop he had just scored his first ever musky when his
cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just
been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his
best
ever fishing trip. He decided to get in a couple of more passes before
heading
to the hospital.

He ended up catching several personal bests, limited out on three
species and all in all, had his best day's fishing by far. He was
jubilant... then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his
wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept fishing
didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for
the past four hours enjoying yourself on the lake, your wife has been
languishing in the ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished
the fishing because it will be more than likely your last. For the
rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you'll be
her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said, "Just screwing with you, she's dead.:eek:
What'd you catch?"

Fishin NJ
09-12-2007, 08:48 PM
thats not right:eek:

Minor Threat
09-12-2007, 09:19 PM
hahahahhahaha

fishing4fun
09-12-2007, 09:29 PM
nice!!!! my wife even laughed!

gotboost1
09-12-2007, 09:55 PM
That's funny...........

lurch4004
09-13-2007, 10:42 AM
Oh I'm gonna miss her when I get home, come on insurance check.

BayRat
09-13-2007, 01:45 PM
(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search/103-7184989-1727801?mode=music&keyword=Paisley Brad&tag=cowboylyrics.com-20)
Well I love her
But I love the fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door
Said I would have to chose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things and she
be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
Right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it will hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Ya I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Now theres a chance
If I hurry
I could beg her to stay
That waters right
And the weathers perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today

So I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
Right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it will hit me
When I walk throught that door tonight
Ya I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite.

BobH
09-17-2007, 05:01 PM
That is so wrong..you ought to be ashamed of yourself.......got any more!

fishing freak
09-19-2007, 10:44 PM
That was pretty good,Thanks for sharing:D

fishing4fun
09-22-2007, 08:39 AM
a maine man decided to take his wife lobstering for the first time. headed out pretty far in his 12' jon boat to show her the grounds. a storm came up, and in the chaos the mans wife went overboard. two days had passed and the coast guard finally found her. they called the man to inform him that she had gotten wrapped up in a pot line and dragged under, by the time they found her body it was full of lobsters. the man thanked them for the news and asked if they could clean the lobsters off and drop her back in!!!!!:D