DarkSkies
07-31-2008, 12:28 AM
I have been a lurker for a long time, just recently joined. Appreciate some of the serious fishermen and advice I have seen so far, drydock ain't such a bad place either.:D
Look forward to contribute where I can, glad to be here. Here's my new guy joke:
Lucky Night At The Bar
A guy had an interesting experience recently
involving an 'older' woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
drinking quite a bit and, while they were
chatting, she came right out and asked him
if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a
mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him
into it. So she slams back one last drink,
wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
hall light right as they enter her place, and she
shouts upstairs:
'Mom! You still awake?'
Look forward to contribute where I can, glad to be here. Here's my new guy joke:
Lucky Night At The Bar
A guy had an interesting experience recently
involving an 'older' woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
drinking quite a bit and, while they were
chatting, she came right out and asked him
if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a
mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him
into it. So she slams back one last drink,
wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
hall light right as they enter her place, and she
shouts upstairs:
'Mom! You still awake?'