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sunnydaze
03-18-2004, 05:30 PM
The Fisherman and the Little Fish

A FISHERMAN who lived on the produce of his nets, one day caught a single small Fish as the result of his day's labor.

The Fish, panting convulsively, thus entreated for his life:

"O Sir, what good can I be to you, and how little am I worth? I am not yet come to my full size. Pray spare my life, and put me back into the sea. I shall soon become a large fish fit for the tables of the rich, and then you can catch me again, and make a handsome profit of me."

The Fisherman replied;

"I should indeed be a very simple fellow if, for the chance of a greater uncertain profit, I were to forego my present certain gain."

chunking
03-18-2004, 06:50 PM
Welcome to the BARN.

I have a better one.

A fisherman named BIGGESTJACK spent thousands of dollars for boat, motor, bait and tackle. Each day he returned to the dock with a clean cooler and wearing his DFL shirt.

One day he cast his line into the water. Suddenly there was a tug and BIGGEST yanked hard. A small fish landed in his boat and said to JACK. I can see by the size of your belt that I will do little to satisfy your appetite. If you throw me back I will lure a larger fish to your hook.

BIGGESTJACK swallowed the little fish and headed to Mulligans for some prime rib. :D

Brian E. Mullaney
03-18-2004, 07:02 PM
LMFAO!!!! Now Biggest's feelings will be hurt again - he will sue for mental distress :D

Ding
03-18-2004, 08:24 PM
Sunnydaze,
Welcome to TBB.


Poor Jack is gonna be upset with that one.HAPPY DAYS.


Ding

BIGGESTJACK
03-18-2004, 09:33 PM
SUNNYDAZE--MY FEELINGS ARE HURT BUT, PLEASE BEAR WITH ME WHILE I WIPE MY EYES;THANK YOU. WELCOME TO THE BARN A PLACE TO HAVE FUN,I CAN'T TALK ANYMORE I'M TOO UPSET.

WHERE IS MY ATTORNEY I NEED HIM.

matt
03-20-2004, 03:55 PM
SUNNYDAZE, WELCOME TO THE BARN

sunnydaze
03-20-2004, 10:30 PM
Thanks to all for the warm welcome.

Sorry BiggestJack. I'll try to find another about eating them all. I hear the smaller ones carry less toxins so maybe you are onto something!

Tight lines!