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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV,and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bas----! You waltz in here, flop
your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh--, it's started."

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love it! :D
 

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Sounds like Archie and Edith Bunker .... My dad used to do the same thing to me when I was a kid , but he always wanted it opened ... even took a sip or 2 before I handed it to him... after about six I was out cold .. :rolleyes:
 

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LMFAO Leon,welcome back.Vinny
 
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