Jim, Do you have all these things for sale stuffed away for windy days like this?
First it was the solar powered clothes dryer.
I think you were selling a bag of dog sh*t not long ago too and now this????
I would be that you also sell life insurance
If those one-gallon containers of dehydrated water have bails, I have the sky-hooks for them. Only by the dozen though (cheaper that way anyway) $7.23 per dozen, plus shipping ($5.00)plus handling ($2.00) plus shipping insurance ($3.00).Usually ships within 72 hours of receipt of order. Speedier ship-out add $3.00. PA residents add 6 percent sales tax. Money orders only.
I have one gallon jugs of "STRIPER" water! This is specially formulated water held to strigent FDA guide lines under the highest quality control standards for attracting stripers to the boat! It is most certain that the stripers will swim to you,by you and onwards! This water is so good that all you need to do is drop your line in the bay/ocean and wait for them very large stripers to bite. It has a proven formula that is pat. pending! Because of the lack of fresh bunker, this water will be more than ideal for the beginner to expert fisher person. Yes It's only $5.00 / gal. larger quantities at greater discounts. So get some of your friends together and order a few and save. Best of all, when used for the first time, make sure you bring that camera for the lifetime catch! Order now................. If you place your order within the next hour, you'll also get a free hand guide on how to fish for stripers. AND as an added special bonus, we'll throw in our secret striper hooks that we can't show you the picture of or our competition will copy them (That's why they're a secret). So Act Now while quantities are advailable..............
Well I'll add to the list of "you got to have this" for all the Sailboaters out there, I know there aren't many but I'm having a truck load sale of Sailboat fuel. I can broker a deal with a group of truckers that complain about hauling the stuff all over the country and they just get rid of the stuff, here's the deal I'll have them deliver dock side cash sales only, due to large discount to cover fuel costs, you just need a large container upon arrival.
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