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Oh you striped bass you
you swim in the shallows and
you swim in the deeps,
the estuaries
and the high seas.
Oh you striped bass you.

With every watery ebb and influx
you come and eat the larvae
of what could be a tasty
blue claw.

Oh you striped bass you

with your osmosis,
diffusion to be more exact,
you can tolerate those fresh waters
you salty dog

Oh you sexy striped bass you.
 

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I thought I heard a jazz quartet playing while I read that...:thumbsup:
 

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you obviosly have way to much time on your hands
 

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Don't be a douche bag

Actually no, I don't have very much time on my hands. It took me about three minutes to write this damn poem. I made it while I was waiting for a PDF concerning a college application to download.
 
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